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| Canada Quit Smoking |
Question:
Today marks the start of Canadian quit smoking week! What are you going to do to celebrate?
Answer:
I plan on celebrating by finding a Canadian and stopping them from smoking. I
choose Alanis Morrisette, the only flaw in the plan: I don't know if
she smokes or not.
If she doesn't, maybe I could stop her from singing, which might benefit the
public health more.
The government of Canada will likely also do its part and add more taxes and even more graphic warnings on the cartons. Can't wait! This should get everyone to quit smoking and if not we can get Alanis to sing as some form of aversion therapy.
NO Please no more Alanis! I can't take it anymore.
I'll guit smoking I swear!
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